The Eye
Ok well i went to the movies this weekend at Universal and you know what happened!? Tickets went up again!
I paid freakn $25 for two tickets, 20 after i used my parking pass to give me $5 off, so really i paid $10 for parking and 25 for tickets, but idk man, thats lame, tickets are going up and up and for $12 a ticket i might as well spend the extra 2 at the archlight and not put up with assholes who dont shut up.
OK so the movie!
It stars a hot and not yet pregnant Jessica Alba who is blind and a great violinists. Alba actually learned how to play the violin for 6 months for this movie.
Like no surprise, the eye is a Japanese remake brought to america to make a few bucks, i dont think it will score well at the box office, but im sure dvd sales will be good.
So we start off with a blind Alba getting cornea transplants and soon enough she starts seeing crap. Her doctors tell her its all normal, its just her body reacting to a new sense. She plays 20 year old whose been blind since she was 5. Alba’s gift is that she sees death before it happens. Soon enough things get really bad and she ends up in burned down places and her apartments torments her and well like all japanese horror movies she must save a troubled soul to save her own. Big thing here is that it has nothing to do with kids, i mean theres a kid ghost once but kids dont play a major role in this flick.
So overall imma say i liked it. it was kinda scary but not really but its an ok film. id say see it on dvd.
then this was brought to my attention:
Jessica Alba has man hands! She does! it was scary. theres a scene where she touches her DR’s face and her massives man hand with sausage fingers is like BAM! all over the screen, rather disgusting. But id still hit it. But not now bc she’s pregnant but soon she’ll be a MILF. And ill just put paper bags over her hands or just make her wear gloves.
-albert