Archive for March, 2008

The Bank Job

Sunday, March 9th, 2008

THE BANK JOB

well the people on the other side of the pond bring us this “based on actual events” film about a group of friends who get hired to rob a bank. this is one of the 6 degrees of separation movies where everyone is some how tied to one another in some way.

The movie takes place in 1971 and immediately opens with a soft 3-some scene out in the beach/hotel room. We fast forward to 1971 and Micheal X (not Malcolm) along with other london criminals are getting to the politicians and well they are getting to each other as well but MX has dirt on the royal family and well it just so happens that he has that dirt in a safety deposit box in a bank vault and Jason Statham and Co must break in and rob the place but have no idea any of this is going on.

theres a lot of tits in the movie and well not much action i think theres only one fight scene the entire movie and though it moves at a good pace i just didnt get excited at all. I paid for my seat and used all of it. It wasnt boring just not exciting. its like mieh. not good not bad. the story is based of off true events and im sure it was much more exciting in person. this just didnt come off as a bank robbery movie like a heist film. its more like a movie like “oh man i need to help you pay off a mob debt, lets go rob some shit” kinda like “Gone in 60 seconds” kinda of a deal. i dont know it didnt do me any good to see it.

ill “stay away not today disco lady”

rent it or wait for the cable version.

reviewed by

-albert

ALSO!!!!!

ok so Vol.5 is almost done and will most likely premier SATURDAY MAY 3rd @ THE CAR LESS DRIVE IN at LA MISSION COLLEGE in SYLMAR CA 91342. 6-9pm and its FREEEEEEEE so go check it out!

just shot some more today and well im cutting away at this thing and we need to get it done to show all of you guys this thing thats been a work in progress since i started writing the script for it on my plane ride to and from cancun in Feb of 2007!!!

Semi-Pro……King of Kong Fist Full of Quarters …… Rendition

Sunday, March 2nd, 2008

Well this is my first review in about a month. Freakn school and work have me from 6am-10pm Mon-Fri and Im still chipping away at my latest film project Vol.5. That and every time I get free time the GF refuses to see what i want.

but ok

SEMI PRO

This is the new sports Will Farrell movie where he plays Jackie Moon and singer who buys the Flint Michigan Tropics which is an ABA team. It was a basketball league that merged with the NBA in the late 70’s. Anyway this movie scared me a bit bc im always 50/50 with Will Farrell.  Ron Burgundy sucked and so did Blades of Glory but Talladega Nights was awesome. I mean i cant see him as a leading man. Him as the main character isnt always a good thing. Now him as a supporting character (Night at the Roxbury, Old School, and whatever cameos he does) is pure money. But ya the movie

This one failed. It wasnt too funny. I laughed twice. And even then not to hard. It was more of a chuckle than an LOL. I mean i really dont know what to say, it wasnt too funny. But the story was good and it wasnt too long or too short. But what he was missing was a side kick. He had no supporting actor to carry his jokes, instead he had the basketball team to help and well Woody Harrelson wasnt here to be funny like you have expected. I dont know just wait for this one to hit cable.

then i saw some Dvd’s and well i think you should know about them.

KING OF KONG

I originally wanted to see King of Kong when it was out in Theatres but the GF didnt want to and really there was only one theatre within 50 miles of me playing it in downtown Santa Monica. But man am i glad i saw it.

This is a documentary about a Seattle Science teacher who really has come in second place in everything in his life and one day he decides he will break the world record for most points in a the OG Donkey Kong game. So one day Steve (the teacher) beats Billy’s (current record holder and poster boy of arcade games) record and films it and sends it to TWIN GALAXIES, they are the official score keepers of such things but since Steve was contacted by some guy who hates billy they disqualified his score and well Steve then goes out to prove he is the best by beating the record in person. Through out the entire documentary Billy is a douchebag who refuses to talk/meet/play steve. But man s this thing funny. its amazing to see how these grown men act. Not bc they play games but bc they all act like they are in jr high with their secrets and alliances towards each other. its a great movie. after seeing it my GF ate her words and thought it was fantastic. you find yourself rooting for the steve the whole time. Its basically steve v.s the world in this movie.

i would go rent this now. its great you’ll like it.

RENDITION

This was another movie i wanted to see in theatres and im glad i didnt. Its 2 hours long when it should only be 10 mins long. Its about an Egyptian US National that gets captured by the CIA on suspicion of helping terrorists. The reason i say it should only be ten mins long is bc ten mins into it everything gets solved. he gets captured then they (US GOV) find no ties of any kind to him withing the CIA/INTERPOL/Egyptian GOV/or anything but Meryl Streeps character who is a high ranking politician says she wants to keep him and get info from him. So the movie goes in a full circle for no reason and it really does go full circle bc you later find out most of the movie was played backwards via flashback. But ya id pass on this. I mean yes i get what its saying “The US gov just grabs ppl and tortures them for no reason” but c’mon the movie wasnt good and i mean it wasnt boring or slow, it was just predictable bc you know what the intentions of every character are as you meet them through out the movie. Broke Back Jake J is in the movie too and i have to say he did a good job in this one, but bc the story was weak and the overall movie was too id say Stay Away Not Today Disco Lady to this movie.

so save your time on this rental and go get KING OF KONG. Even if you hate video games you’ll love the real life story this 90min documentary displays.

ok well till next time party people

thanks for reading

reviewed by

-albert

OH!

ya we just shot this weekend. Check out the pictures on the website for a look at what we shot.

thanks