Archive for August, 2008

TROPIC THUNDER

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Tropic Thunder

GET SOME!

Lol ok so I went and saw this at the cinerama dome and there was this one guy with a hooker there. It was funny bc she totally looked like trailer trash but she thought she was all hot and what not. lol. she was in super short shorts stripper heels and a small tube top. what a whore.

ok so the movie. It stars Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr and Jack Black as well as about 12 or more cameos by a great random cast. Its about a bunch of actors who are out to film the best action movie ever made but they are all a bunch of pre modanas and well the director gets fed up and after some suggestions decides that he will rig the jungle with cameras and let his actors roam through it and hopefully land a great scene here and there. Things turn for the worst and what you end up with is a great actions comedy.

Ill have to rank this movie #3 this year behind Iron Man and Batman. It was funny and it had me laughing out loud every few minutes. Then the action sequences were very cool. I liked em a lot. Robert Downey Jr did a great job playing a dude disguised as another dude and Stiller and Black were there for every funny moment. I want to see this again. You should go see it in theatres. I think you’ll enjoy it.

dont stay after the credits nothing happens but the ending sequences are very cool. oh and there are i think 4 fake movie trailers to start the movie that are pretty funny. so yes go see this movie.

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-Albert

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Starship Troopers 3

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

Starship Troopers 3

Yep you read it right. part 3. Some of you may know there was a part two that went straight to dvd and well so did part three. It was released this tuesday and well its obvious why it went there.

Ok so the story. Rico is back and he is killing bugs. Heck crazy bugs even scorpion bugs now. So this high ranking official goes missing bc his ship gets shot down and well its Rico and the crew to the rescue. I think he is the only person back from the OG Starship Troopers.

Ok well the movie was slow as hell and its about 92 mins. Its not as bad as part two but its pretty bad. Uwe Bolle looks to be its director but he wasnt. Its that bad. The CG is Sci Fi channel CG and the dialogue and action sequences are lame. Its as if the movie had no no no budget. It was also very predictable and for whatever reason it was very religous. I dont know why they chose that route but ok.

Ya i mean if you saw the first two watch this if you havnt seen any of them stay away.

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-Albert

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PineApple Express

Sunday, August 10th, 2008

PineApple Express

ok so i saw this movie last WED but i just havnt had the time to sit here write and post and what not bc i was working on some Zombie movie this whole week. Not my zombie movie just some one i shot as a favor for a friend of mine. But yes i went to see this PineApple Express movie and let me tell you: If you are going to see this bc you are looking for pine apples or milk shakes then you’re not gona be happy.

well this movie stars seth rogan and james franco in the story of a court sever (i think thats what they are called) who is on his way to serve some one with some court papers when he witnesses a murder. He sees one drug dealer pop another one and well shit then rolls down hill. Rogan runs back to his dealer franco and when he tells him he is the only person in town with PineApple Express and that the joint Rogan dropped is gona get traced back to them they run like hell.

the movie is about 2:15 and has plenty of action and comedy. There is actually a lot of action in this movie and its pretty good. the movie is rather entertaining and its just what you’d expect from these guys. There were a few LOL moments but most of it was just chuckles. But its funny and a good time. I got lucky too i think maybe bc it premiered on a wednesday but after the lights went down some asshole asked if anyone was high then the crowd cheered and that was that no one acted retarded.

nothing at the end of the credits so just watch and go.

i was not disappointed by this and i dont think you wont be either so go see this in theatres if you get a chance.

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-Albert

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