Archive for June, 2009

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

Wednesday, June 24th, 2009

Transformers Revenge of the Fallen

From Director Michael Bay comes the Transformers sequel and this time its longer!

lol

Ok well the movie runs about 2:40 and in my opinion it doesnt seem like it. Theres no stupid Return of the King fade to black every so often 2+hrs in to trick you into thinking its over to only have it go on another hour.

Fallen takes place two years after the first one ended and in that time Prime and other Autobots have teamed up with the U.S Military secret force to go around the world and take out any left over Decepticons. At this point Sam has banged Fox several times and we all missed it. Im sure a sex tape will come out on the net some time soon….

Well Sam is off to college and finds a piece of the Allspark in his sweater and well once he touches it it puts all sorts of crazy info into his head and he goes crazy on and off.

At this time the Decepticons find Megatron, bring him back to life and thats when the shit happens.

The movie is action packed and brings more to the transformers story line. The fights also look better bc unlike part one the fights are done from a wider angle so you’re not so close up on all the damn moving parts the machines have not allowing you to tell what the hell was going on. Megan Fox looks smoking hot seeing that her tattoos are covered up and ya she’s hot.

There were some stupid things bc they went for a bit too many cheap laughs and the twins were black. lol if you see it you’ll see what i mean.

The cg looked great and the editing was just fine. The world shots looked cool as this movie takes you around the globe.

all in all i liked it and i say you should watch it. go stimulate the economy.

-reviewed by

Albert

Bop 15 is in the 48hr film fest again this year. Help us out. We screen Thursday at 930pm out in Hwood. More info to come.

The Hangover

Friday, June 5th, 2009

The Hangover

Alright so this movie is about a man’s last stand. His one last night before marriage. So what does he do? He takes his two best friends and his soon to be brother in law to Vegas. They show up get super trashed and wake up the next day not knowing what the hell had happened the previous night. Seeing how the groom is missing they try to retrace their steps and run into hookers, mike tyson, a crazy chinese man and the Las Vegas Police Dept among other things.

You will recognize just about everyone in this movie and say “hey i know that person from that one movie but what is your name!” its full of “B” list actors. Its funny as hell though.

Heather Graham is in this movie too. What ever happened to her? She plays a stripper/escort and you see her breast feed. There is also full frontal male nudity in this movie but not like in Hostel 2…. that was a cockfest.

Id say go see this and have a good time. The movie moves smoothly and doesnt drag on forever like those movies brought to you from “the guys who brought you The 40 year old Virgin and Knocked Up” idk they make good funny movies but they always last what seems like forever.

Reviewed by

-Albert