Archive for July, 2009

THE UGLY TRUTH

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

The Ugly Truth

Alright so the girlfriend dragged me to yet another chick flick….or did she!

Going into it it looks like a chick flick bc it is a romantic comedy. Its not very romantic but it was funny. I realized it was Rated R and the gloves came off! It was great bc they went all the way with the jokes.

Now the plot!

Ok so Katherine “im an ungrateful bitch” Heigl plays a news producer in Sacramento while Gerard “I bang more chicks half my age than most porn stars” Butler plays a dude that talks in the most perfect way about woman on his cable access show. One thing leads to another and Butler gets a small segment on Heigl’s morning news show that takes Sacramento by storm. At the same time they become friends as he coaches her on how to be slutty and pick up on her doctor neighbor.

Because it is a romantic comedy you see it that Butler want Heigl and so on and whatever. But I think this movie was very funny. i was more than i expected. Granted the only nudity was a male ass but it was funny and Butler really hits the nail on the head with his female comentary. Take notes lady.

Is say go watch it but make sure you go with a chick bc you dont want ppl thinking the wrong thing about you.

I dont know ive noticed that my reviews are getting smaller…… i guess movies these days arnt just that interesting or I cant really say too much with out giving away the already predictable plot… hmmmm

reviewed by

-Albert

FUNNY PEOPLE

Thursday, July 16th, 2009

Funny People

OK so today I was out in Hwood and got to see this movie about 2 weeks before its out. Its out July 31. It was directed by Judd Apatow who wrote/produced or directed “Knocked up/40 year old virgin/Pineapple express” and a bunch of other movies that we have all seen over that last 3 years.

So in this film Adam Sandler plays a comedian who gets some form of lukemia and runs into Seth Rogen and who plays a new up and coming comedian and hires him to be his joke writer/personal assistant. If you see the trailers for this you know everyone who is in it bc everyone in every movie that Apatow is asscoiated with has the exact same cast.

This brings me to my first complaint. Everyone of these guys/girls are in all the same movies together and they all play the same damn characters!! Its not like a Kevin Smith movie where all the characters are the same bc all his movies are kinda like sequals of each other, these Apatow movies are all independant and all the characters are the same people. Thats annoying. Another thing that sucked was that this movie, like all the other Apatow movies, was long as fuck! This shit ran 2:40!!

Ill admit that the movie was kinda funny and it did have its moments but it got slow and boring…then a laugh…then slow…the a laugh…then boring…then a laugh…then a life lesson. If this movie didnt have so much damn character background and was an hour shorter i would say to go see it.

The thing is that too much and at the same time nothing is going on. It just gets old where every joke is a penis joke and we’ve all seen this movie if we’ve seen his other ones.

Id say save your money.

watch it on cable

-Albert

BRUNO

Monday, July 13th, 2009

So a couple of years ago we met Borat and we all laughed and got offended. Now we meet another one of Sacha Baron Cohen’s the last of 3 of his characters. Ali G is the first and waaaay back in the day like 2003 or something he hit us with Ali G in the hood but it went nowhere. He is HUGE in the UK but not so much in America where Americans have a different sense of humor.

Ok so BRUNO

The movie is about a gay Austrian tv fashion show host that screws up big in Milan during a run way show and ends up getting fired. He then figures that he will become a celebrity in Los Angeles and so he goes around doing really nasty and disgusting things.

I kinda knew what to expect when i went in to see this but at the same time it wasnt what i really expected. I expected a gay dude trying to get famous and annoying real life people, which happened, but i did not expect to see a gay porn. I didnt know whether to laugh or gag at some of the stuff that was going on. Like i said before, im not against gay ppl im just not gay so im not into that kind of stuff but man was there some anti-gay ppl in the theatre. It was weird I mean I wonder what they expected to see when they went in there. They were drinking their haterade all crazy and saying really inappropriate things. I dont think they realize Bruno is only a stage act. But ya way to much man penis in this. Not as much as Hostel II though.

With that said I think he takes it WAAAY too far to get a laugh. This movie was funny but it was no where near as funny as BORAT. I would say to wait for the dvd.

It cost me $10.50 for a student ticket!!!! That Sucked!!

ALSO!!!

We finished the 48hr film festival Los Angeles 2009 yesterday and we made a Detective/Cop movie. It will screen Thursday July 16 at 7pm and 9pm. Please go to brownpapertickets.com to purchase tickets to either one of your group’s screenings.  Ticket sales will continue until 12 hours before the start time of each screening!

This show always sells out so show up early to buy a ticket in person or buy them online.

We are screening GROUP F

Regency Fairfax Theatres, 7907 Beverly Boulevard, Los Angeles, CA 90048 is where the show is.

Our FIlm is called JUST BUSINESS so show up and vote for us.

-Albert

The Proposal and Public Enemies

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

The Proposal

Ok so Bullock and Reynolds team up for this romantic comedy…i guess you can call it that. It wasnt to romantic or comedic. But its about a big time New York book plushing editor played by Bullock who is a big cunt and is hated by everyone especially her assistant Reynolds. Worse comes to worse and bc she’s Candaien aye she is getting deported bc her visa expires and she tries to fake a wedding with Reynolds to stay in the country.  So they go visit his family in US canada (Alaska) and thats when it starts.

Ok so the movie runs about two hours. Its a little less and I want to say it was funny but haha funny and not LOL funny. There is some cg that looks bad but in a good way. A comical bad way. It envolves a baby husky. I dont know what else to say. I mean it wasnt that funny and it wasnt romantic. It was a disney movie so I though that the nude scene with the two was a little inappropriate but whatever. You dont see anything its just super implied.

So Im going to say to wait on this for TV or DVD

Public Enemies

Ok so this one puts together two of the biggest movie stars of the moment. I say that bc they have been the leads in several of the last big movies. They are finally together and Bale FINALLY drops the stupid Batman accent he also had in Salvation.

Alright so the movie takes place in 1933 and John Dillinger played by Depp is a paroled thief who decides to go big time with his friends and start taking out banks. At the same time Hoover, before he was president, creates a task force to take out the crime bosses in Chicago and around the country by putting Bale on the hunt.

The entire movie is back and forth and cat and mouse. The fight scenes were pretty lame bc they were all done from a far distance and the bank robberies werent even cool. The shoot outs were basically lets show some shots of a guy with a tommy gun shooting it then lets show someone else and now lets go back to that first guy and now back to the second and then a third and back to the first.The sound for the dialogue and effects were bad and even worse was the camera movement. Think blair witch. Then bc most of the movie takes place at night its grainy as shit. There are some similiar events from the actual life of these guys but a lot is changed for the hollywoodness of it all. Michael Mann really dropped the ball on this one. I usually like his movies but man did this movie suck. I almost fell asleep at a 2pm show. It was just slow paced too and it was just bad. Ill say it was the worse movie ive seen in 2009. Oh and the love interest wasnt even good looking. Bc this movie sucked and its a historical event and we all know whats happens im going to kill the ending with this story.

So im leaving the theatre and i see an old old old man and im wondering if he was like, “I remember all this shit” so i leave and as im trying to validate my parking some old old woman says, “Through out the entire movie i was just waiting for him to go to the movie theatre…i remember him getting killed there.” mind you this was in 1935-36 so this woman must have been at least 80+ Oh and thats another thing i didnt like, there was no time line in the movie.

Ya stay away not today disco lady.

reviewed by

Albert

ALSO!!!

We are in the LA 48hr film fest next week so stay tuned for that and check us out on Thursday July 16 in Hwood for the screening.