The Goods:Live Hard Sell Hard
Alright so I was going to see this movie last friday when I saw D-9 but the girlfriend didnt want to and started going all crazy as to how we already saw a movie that day and she didnt want to see another….. so i tok her to see it yesterday!
Ok so I saw this movie over at the Burbank 16 which is the AMC NEXT to the mall and NOT NOT NOT the one AT the mall. FREE PARKING EVERYWHERE!!! It was a nice theatre and they had TWO count em TWO sizes of ICEE’s!! That got me excited bc ive never been to a theatre that had a small and large size ICEE. Its always that one small size for $4.75. Not here though. I bought the LARGE one which is 2.5x’s the size of the small one for $4.75!! Lol. Have you ever noticed that when you buy an ICEE you are asked, “What flavor would you like?” and you then say, “(insert color name here)!!”…..LOL! Colors arnt flavors ppl…but its ok I get all excited and yell “BLUE!! GIVE ME BLUE!”
Alright so the movie…Its stars Jeremy Piven as a mercenary for hire in the used car world. He travels across the country weekend after weekend selling a shit load of cars for dealerships that are in trouble and thats what lands him in Temecula CA…..now for those of you who have ever been to Temecula….well you know its like Fresno…or Bakersfeild….and for those of you who have never been to any of these cities its bc they are small, ugly, remote, and just full of nothing except maybe cattle.
OK so in watching this movie you will know and remember just about everyone in this movie as it seems that every comedy movie is not recycling every actor again and again. And I’ll just say it up front. The movie sucked. Thank God I had free passes to this thing. I laughed maybe twice and it wasnt LOL it was just a chuckle…The movie tried really hard for a laugh and was just silly at times. The movie had potential and I say this bc I use to be a used car salesman and the thigs Ive seen…well they would of made a better movie than this one…funnier too.
Will Farrell is the new Sam Jackson as he cameo’s in this movie and just about every other one this year.
I think th eonly good movie Piven has ever done is Smokin Aces…if you havnt seen it then you’re missing out on life.
DJ DREAM…if you read this review…watch the movie….just bc there is a DJ in the movie thats a strip Club DJ thats exactly like you…His name is DJ Request but he doenst play anyones request bc he doenst want to be controlled….. lol…..”PLAY SOME BON JOVI!!”
So I will say “Stay away not today Disco Lady” to this movie…dont even watch it on dvd….if you happen to see it on cable in 3 years ok maybe…just dont pay to see it…
reviewed by
-Albert