Zombieland
Alright so Zombieland…. its post apocalyptic and FUNNY!
So the story goes that zombie zero ate a bad burger at a gas station or sumtn and thats how he got infected….stupid yes but who cares. This movie is not about a cure but surviving. Thats how any movie is really. So we follow the only 4 humans left who run into each other by chance.
Imma say the movie is funny and entertaining. I wished it was longer but it was a fun time.
The movie is rated R so you see all the kills and they are good ones too. I just dont get a few things like why they would go to an amusement park in LA thinking there would be no Zombies there and how they got on and off the rides…..
Honestly i really dont know what else to say. It was fun and entertaining. The kills were good and the movie was funny. Id say go see it.
Paranormal Activity
REQUEST IT IN YOUR AREA…….BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!
BULL SHIT!!!!
This movie fucken sucks! Terrible, horrible…. ugh and i saw it at Arc Light so I blew $25 on two tickets…..
Ok so the whole thing about this movie is that its a documentary. ITS NOT. ITS NOT REAL. They sell it as a Blair Witch thing and it really isnt. This actually came out 2 years ago. Its on DVD somewhere. But ya they try to play it off with terrible editing to make it look like camera cuts and then they dont have any credits….and well it was shaky as hell…made my head hurt.
scariest movie in a long time? pssshhh…ok maybe but not really. I say that just bc all “horror” movies in the last decade are like SAW and rely on gore.
It also wasnt scary…. ever see Ghost Hunters on Sci Fi? Its like that only waaaaay shakier and faker.
So essentially a couple is being haunted by a demon and it gets pissed off when the boyfriend tries to figure out whats going on when he decides to video tape everything. So shit happens every night when they sleep and its caught on tape…. its mainly shit that is heard in another room or when they are awake something happens off camera and well its stupid.
Dont request this and dont waste your money.
-reviewed by
Albert
Tags: Paranormal Activity, Zombieland