OK let me start off by telling all you party people about $1 movies! Yes $1 Movies! Where? At Universal City Walk. How? Well tickets are normally $12. Matinees (before 4pm) are $10 and IF and only IF you see an AM movie. (before noon) you get in for $6 (Unless its 3D then its $8). Now whats all this $1 talk about? Well if you decide to park there you can use your parking stub for $5 off and then you have a $1 movie. Ya i know you have to pay $10-12 for parking but thats why you go in a group and split the parking/gas…. carpool people. But ya even if you just get dropped off or tag along $6 is nutn for a movie and its good every day off the week.
Alrighty then
MALL COP
As you can probably guess I went and saw this at Universal For $1 and had i known it was kid oriented it would of taken my nephew and niece bc it was good. It was a good time.
In the beginning you had Eastwood/Van Damme/Seagal/Stallone/Schwarzenegger and now JAMES!!!
KEVIN JAMES
You all know him from King Of Queens and now he plays a hypoglycemic mall cop who is a single dad trying to protect Black Friday.
The movie is about a mall cop who fails to join the New Jersey State Police and ends up falling for the girl at the wig booth in the mall. Come black friday a group of criminals try to take over the mall and it just so happens that he is there to protect his mall with his flash light and a segway.
The movie is funny. I mean he is a big guy and he knows it and plays well to it and isnt over the top stupid like Chris Farley was. Its fun and clean comedy so its great for the kids and there’s a lot of wow factors for them as well seeing that the people taking over the mall are all Free Runners and extreme sports ppl who use conveniently placed raps and ledges to grind on launch off with their skateboards and bikes. He uses his wits and knowledge of the mall as well as accidental things to fight them off and well its a good time. I went with 5 21/22 year olds and we all laughed out loud.
I say go watch this for $6/1
BRIDE WARS
ok the girlfriend wanted to go see this and since i figured it be lame guess what? I only paid $6 to watch it. Yes i went back. Im out in this area all the time so i figured id see it here.
This movie is just true to how woman really are. I always get told to shut up and stop yelling and screaming at the tv when my teams arnt performing and to not take it so serious its only a game. Well these bitches were practically UFC fighters. Thats how they really are. You dont understand. Woman take wedding crap so serious. its crazy! Vera Wang this, Tiffany box that and a june Wedding ……ugh
ok well this movies stars the Bootylicious Kate Hudson (see her in You,Me and Dupree) and ever so hot Anne Hathaway (see her topless in Havoc..movie sucks though) who play life long best friends who end up getting engaged around the same time and when their venue accidentally gets booked on the same day the claws come out and women start acting like women.
The movie runs a lil less than 2hrs and really the movie wasn’t slow but it was rather boring. It only gets good in the 2nd half to last 1/3 when they start to sabotage each other. Its a chick flick obviously and really id say “Stay away not today disco lady”. Wait for the renatl unless you can get it for $1 at universal like I did.
Not for the guys, especially the guys with the girlfriends who are pushing for a wedding. The male actors in the movie were just like men in life, didnt care about the invitation color bc it doesnt really matter.
Remember Men marry woman hoping they wont change and woman marry men hoping to change them………
$1 or a rental ….
reviewd by
-Albert
ALSO!!!
Dont forget imma launch AveragePalate.com soon where i will continue to review restaurants for you guys to check out. AND!!!! im starting a webisode series called Repo The Operation where surgeons hire repo men to take back surgical procedure.
Still looking foir Bands or artists to make music videos for…so let me know if you know anyone.
Soap Opera is still in the works as well as the comicon project and a few other things.