Posts Tagged ‘Gerard Butler’

GAMER

Friday, September 4th, 2009

GAMER

Times are tough, money is tight, and entertainment isn’t free. Oh wait yes it is! You know those guys walking around campus usually around the bookstore handing out free movie tickets? They are legit. Take the free movie tickets. They are for movie screeners and if you show up on time and cant get into the screener you almost always get a free ticket for you and a guest to any movie not premiering that weekend.

From the directors and producers of CRANK comes GAMER, a movie set in the not so distant future where controlling other people via a SIMS like reality known as SOCIETY is all the craze. People volunteer to be used for money and do basically anything they are controlled to do through some form of nano-technology that is put in their brain. On the battlefront you have what is known as a SLAYER. It is a spin off of Society where the Running Man meets Counter Strike and death row inmates are controlled by people in a real life death match. It’s simple; live and move onto the next round. If your inmate survives 30 rounds he is set free. The movie is really non stop action. I mean something is always going on here.

Kable, played by Gerard Butler, is a family man on death row whose wife (Amber Valletta) is a SOCIETY whore in a custody battle for her daughter. All the while Kable is stuck in prison being controlled by a 15 year old kid who’s his only hope of survival. This movie is action from start to finish offering loads of gunplay, hand-to-hand combat, comical tid bits and drunken tirades of disaster. The movie offers great visual effects and environments as you are taken through three different real life perspectives in this made up future.

The one thing that bothered me about this movie was the SOCIETY aspect of it when the filmmakers tried to put peoples fetishes on display, by having obese slobs control beautiful woman in order to live vicariously through them.  Having a woman urinate into a pantry dish on a seventy-foot screen is not attractive in any way, shape, or form. Oh ya and Ludacris…..he’s not an actor and well ive seen him play tons of rolls and he isnt anyone of them. He’s an international hacker guy….really? Ugh…ya stick to your thug cameos of Law and Order….i just cant see him play something he isnt… not to say he is a thug but i believe that over a hacker or any other roll he’s given where is isnt a rapper.

GAMER is a sci-fi thriller with an extremely well known cast from Michael C. Hall to Ludacris and Kyra Sedgwick, Terry Crews, John Leguizamo and a cameo from Heroes’ Milo Ventimiglia. This movie won’t disappoint a video game player or someone just looking for a two hour action sequence.

so ya id say see this.

-reviewed by

Albert

THE UGLY TRUTH

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

The Ugly Truth

Alright so the girlfriend dragged me to yet another chick flick….or did she!

Going into it it looks like a chick flick bc it is a romantic comedy. Its not very romantic but it was funny. I realized it was Rated R and the gloves came off! It was great bc they went all the way with the jokes.

Now the plot!

Ok so Katherine “im an ungrateful bitch” Heigl plays a news producer in Sacramento while Gerard “I bang more chicks half my age than most porn stars” Butler plays a dude that talks in the most perfect way about woman on his cable access show. One thing leads to another and Butler gets a small segment on Heigl’s morning news show that takes Sacramento by storm. At the same time they become friends as he coaches her on how to be slutty and pick up on her doctor neighbor.

Because it is a romantic comedy you see it that Butler want Heigl and so on and whatever. But I think this movie was very funny. i was more than i expected. Granted the only nudity was a male ass but it was funny and Butler really hits the nail on the head with his female comentary. Take notes lady.

Is say go watch it but make sure you go with a chick bc you dont want ppl thinking the wrong thing about you.

I dont know ive noticed that my reviews are getting smaller…… i guess movies these days arnt just that interesting or I cant really say too much with out giving away the already predictable plot… hmmmm

reviewed by

-Albert